Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Happiest Place on EARTH!



Hello all-

We realize that this website is all about Cole and that most of you would like updates on him. The truth is that he is doing absolutely fantastic and there is really nothing new to report. He is eating like a starved lion and growing like a bodybuilder on steroids. He is doing well. That being said, many folks are asking about our recent trip to Disney World so this post will be all about that. Since Ava is not a big enough diva to have her own blog, we got "Tubbs" to agree to share some bandwidth with her so that we could update everyone on the Disney trip.

After reading all of this, if you still somehow have questions about Disney, then you need to seek help, immediately. If you are not bored to tears with details after reading this post, then I have not done my job. If you are bored to tears, then you have my blessing to stop reading at any time.


THE TRIP
We awoke at exactly the "crack of arse" on Saturday, November 15. After we staggered around and finished packing, we woke up the babes. Ava was so excited that she had no problems getting up. Cole, on the other hand, looked at us as if to say "ummm, excuse me, but exactly what in the blue hell do you think you are doing waking me up this early?" He did not cry, but he was letting us know that he did not appreciate us interrupting his sleep.

The check in went smoothly, as did the security check. We boarded the "big ole airplane" as Ava likes to say and they let us go into the cockpit to see all of the gauges. Of course, Ava (the future engineer) loved that. The flights went fine and Ava behaved well.





THE HOTEL
We figured that if we are only going to do Disney once every 10 years or so, that we should do it right! I had not been there since I was 11 years old and we probably will not go back for another 5-10 years, so we stuck to the "only living once" ideal and stayed at the Grand Floridian Resort. I knew that we were in trouble when the Delta check in lady in Charlotte saw the tags on our bags and said "wow, the GRAND Floridian, Niiiiiccccce." Basically, I could have handed them my ATM card with the PIN number and then gone home and been less broke.

The hotel was beautiful! The rooms were nice and ours had a view of Cinderella's Castle from our balcony. This came in very handy for watching firework shows, etc. from our room. Also, the monorail had a stop at our hotel and the Magic Kingdom was only 1 stop away.






THE PARK
As we walked up to purchase the tickets, I remembered what my good friend Tony had told me: "the tickets are HIIIIIIGGGGGHHHH!" I figured it might be $300 or so for all 3 of us for 3 days. That is high to me. Then, once I explained that it would be 2 adults and 1 3-year-old and that we needed tickets to the Magic Kingdom only, the gentleman said that we would get a discount. Then he said to me "ok, 2 adults and a 3-year-old for 3 days for Magic Kingdom only with your discount will be $652." After I "shat" my pants, I changed my underwear and puked for a while. Then, as I handed him my credit card I knew later I would be getting one of those "Sir, this is Bank of America calling....did you, someone you know, or some moron just charge $700 for tickets to Disney World?" calls. Anyways, thanks Tony for the heads up....sorry I did not listen.

The park is beyond description. It is amazing. Basically every dream of a child comes true just by walking around. To try to describe it in words is like trying to convince someone scientifically that there is a GOD. Either they believe it or they do not. This is a place that you have to visit with your children to see the look on their faces to know how amazing it is.

Another way to look at it could be a well designed, well thought out evil master plan with the purpose of removing American currency from your pocket and depositing it into the Disney International bank accounts. Some things were very expensive and then some things were good deals. 2 hot dogs, 2 drinks, and 2 orders of fries was $22 at "Casey's" while a croissant, a banana nut loaf, an apple fritter, 2 choc chip cookies, a blueberry muffin, and 2 bottles of water was only $16. Weird, huh? The entire park was like that.

THE CASTLE - "Daddy, go talk to them"
Ava immediately pointed at the huge Castle, and said "who lives day-r?" We told her that Cinderella lived there and that there was about to be a big fireworks show any minute. Then, Ava said "I want to go inside dat Castle." I explained that they would not let us inside the castle (little did I know that we would go inside it several times later on) and she said "Daddy, go talk to them." Laura and I fell out laughing. As if I could just waltz up to the front door, knock, and then convince whoever came to the door to let us in while leaving the other 65,000 kids out. Ava has some extreme confidence in her daddy I guess, and I am a good salesman, but not THAT good.



THE MAKEOVER
On Sunday, Laura had planned a princess experience for Ava at the "Bibbity, Bobbity, Boutique." Come to find out, this is a boutique located in the back of the big Castle. Once Ava realized that she would indeed get to enter the Castle, she looked up at me and said "DADDY TALKED TO THEM!!!!!" It was priceless...she thought she was getting to go inside the castle because I had negotiated with them. I wish that was the case, but in reality it took two "Benjamins" to negotiate our way in, if you know what I mean.

What they do at this boutique is amazing. They take a little girl and let them pick out which princess dress they want to wear, which crown they like, which wand, etc....and then they fix their hair, apply a small amount of makeup, paint their nails, etc. They turn little girls into real life princesses essentially. I thought Ava would LOVE this and she did at first. She picked out her items and then Laura accompanied her into the dressing room. What happened next was the most puzzling thing on earth. Ava had a meltdown....no, a Meltdown....nah, a MELTDOWN. There were approximately 20 little girls in this boutique and one was crying and screaming, and I bet you can guess which one that was. We were so *proud* Anyways, after we calmed her down she actually had a decent time. This place would be amazing on any other day or maybe if she were a bit older, but one this day it was not a home run to say the least. We are still not sure why.




THE CHARACTERS/FAIRIES/PRINCESSES

Ava got to meet every character on a one-on-one basis over our 3 days. She met Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy, Pluto, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Ariel, Cinderella, Jasmine, Belle, and all 3 fairies including "Tinkerbell."

I have included some of the best pics. Ava did well for the most part but she was shy and nervous around a few of them. Mickey was her favorite character, Cinderella her favorite princess, and Tinkerbell her favorite fairy.

I could share stories about every one of them, but Mickey Mouse was the best one so in the interest of time, internet space, my tired fingers, your schedule, and for all that is HOLY, I will only explain the MM meeting. We went to meet MM on the night of the "Very Merry Christmas Party" at his house. We waited in line for about 30 minutes (which is very short in comparison) and then when it was Ava's turn she RAN up to him and gave him the biggest bear hug! This hug is usually only reserved for mommy and daddy but apparently MM is now in our league. He then bowed to her and blew a kiss to her and held her hand. Once we told him that he was her favorite character, he danced with Ava and spun her around. She was in heaven. The smile we got to see on her face was worth every penny that we had paid. The finale was MM kneeling down and letting Ava kiss his nose. This was the highlight of the trip to that point, although all of the characters were cool.































THE RIDES

Ava's 3 favorite rides were "the Teacups, the Horse-ies, and the Dumbo." The Teacups is a ride where you sit inside of a big circular teacup and then twist the middle of the cup while spinning around and rotating at the same time. Ava loved this. The "Horse-ies" was a basic carousel and the Dumbo was a flying Dumbo ride. She loved all 3 of these and wanted to ride them over and over again.



ONE MORE RIDE - "THOSE HANDS"
The last night, After Laura and I carried an exhausted and freezing Ava to the front gate on our way out, she said to us "I want to ride the teacups one more time." Laura and I looked at each other in disbelief. How was Ava still awake? How could we still walk? My back was sore and Laura was sick. We were beat. We were so tired that we could have fallen asleep standing up. However, we decided that this was Ava's trip and it was not about us or how we feel, it was about her. We decided to take her back for one more ride and I thank the Lord that we did. Perhaps HE put that thought in her head to ride one last ride.

We rode the teacups ride and Ava had a blast, but got even colder. She was ready to go home. However, there was a ride called Mickey's Philharmagic that is indoors and was right beside the teacup ride. We must have walked past it about 50 times and had not ridden it, but since we all wanted to warm up and there was not a line, we decided to ride it. We walked into this open room and there were 4 sets of double doors in front of us. They lined us up in this room and we stood there and waited for 8 minutes (which was boring) and I thought to myself..."no wonder there was no line for this one, it stinks." Boy, I could not have been more wrong.

When the double doors opened, I saw a huge crowd of people leaving a theater and we took our 3-D glasses and entered the theater. We sat down and were treated to a 3-D show that was so real and captivating. It had the Mickey characters in it, as well as the princesses and Tinkerbell. It was so real that when they threw a bucket of water at the crowd (in 3-D no less), they actually sprayed us with water in the face. It was classic. Also, when wind would blow, your hair would be pushed back from the force of the wind. This was so real. Little did I know that the greatest part of our trip was about to occur.

As Ariel, MM, and Tinkerbell floated right in front of our faces, I saw Ava put her sweet little chubby hands up in the air to try to touch them. She was sitting on my lap and I looked around to her face and she was dazzled. She had this enthralled look on her face and she was reaching so far to try to touch the Disney characters. If you could see the sweet innocence that she had as she was dreaming with her eyes open, it would bring a tear to your eye. It brought a bucket of tears to my eyes....I sat there and cried during the entire ride/show and again, this moment was priceless. I will never forget how she looked at that exact moment. Never. I could not even talk about it an hour later without my voice cracking. That is my little girl and to see her that happy, I would give anything I have or everything I am to give her that again. You only live once. All the money this trip required paled in comparison to the look on her face and "those precious little hands."

THANK YOU
That about wraps it up. Our trip home went well and we were glad to see Tubby's face again. Cole stayed with my sister and her family, and we want to say THANK YOU to them for taking such good care of him while we were gone. If Ava only knew that it was you guys that made this trip possible, she would give you one of those big bear hugs that only mommy, daddy, and Mickey Mouse get. Thank you so much! We Love You.

Also, I want to say Thank You to our LORD for blessing us to be able to take Ava on a trip like this. It was expensive and really if we were being perfectly reasonable and financially responsible, we should not have gone. Again, you only live once and we took a leap of faith and it was amazing. Laura and I asked each other on the way home "how many 3 year olds can say that they went to Disney World, met all of the characters, went inside the castle 3 times, ate lunch with ALL of the princesses, was made into a princess herself, and stayed at the nicest hotel at the resort?" Not many, but our little Ava did. Thank You Lord!

Thanks for reading. God Bless. We Love Ya'll!








Saturday, November 1, 2008

Crabby Cole and Fairy Ballerina Ava

Last night we packed up the wagons and started our walk up to "the green" at the community center with our neighbors and friends to see the pet parade and children's parade. It's so great to see all the little ones dressed up and the dogs who are another form of children in costume.


Here are our two doing their part to bring it with the costumes. I don't know how much a crab can bring it, but Cole was a good sport about it all.